I think one of the biggest issues I have in modern years is the fact that we can never seem to have a movie or television show aired on screen without someone picking it apart. They question the plot, they question the background and continuity of the story, they even question the realistic nature of what they’re watching. This is just par for the course in a world where questioning and doubting everything has become the status quo, especially in online forums. I say this, fully cognizant of the fact that I’m currently voicing my opinion on an online platform, as well. The irony is not lost on me but I do find it annoying when someone watches something completely artificial, like a movie from the superhero genre, and comment about how Superman’s flight ability wouldn’t work for certain reasons or Iron Man’s suits would weigh to much to operate, even with the miniature hydraulics… I could go on and on but the point is that people have lost the ability to simply watch what’s on the screen and enjoy the ride for what it is; a ride.
But what about something that’s based on reality? There are plenty of shows and movies where the storyline and portrayed environment are realistic and rooted in real life, as opposed to fantasy or science fiction. One good example are police drama shows. being former law enforcement myself, I can promise that despite the realistic portrayal of some of the situations in a given show or movie, there are still plenty of unrealistic inconsistencies in the tactics, investigation methods and approaches used by cops on the small or big screen. I’m sure it drives my wife nuts, as I have a compulsive habit of pointing them all out. But I digress. The point of today’s post is to single out a particular pet peeve of mine as it relates to the reality behind what we see on the screen. That is to say, karate or martial arts training. For the most part, I enjoy a good martial arts show or movie like anyone else. But having practiced Okinawan karate for the past 35 years, a specific tendency that’s portrayed really gets under my skin. Specifically, I really dislike portrayals of amateurs becoming instant professionals.
To be clear, I refer to an amateur as someone who’s never trained in the artial arts and a “professional” as someone who has trained and developed for a number fo years and has some proficiency in their respective art. I do have some examples of what I’m getting at, and hopefully at least some of you will indulge me long enough to read on… By now, most people have either seen or heard of The Karate Kid. And no, I don’t mean the dog’s breakfast of a remake they released in 201, which by the way, featured China and Kung Fu, not karate. I’m referring to the classic 1984 movie that actually featured karate. Most people would know of it nowadays due to it’s spin off series, Cobra Kai. But I’ll get to THAT in a minute. The Karate kid featured a classic scenario of the new kid in town who has trouble adjusting to his new environment and navigating the social jungle that is high school. Somewhere along the way, he encounters a karate practitioner who bullies and physically assaults the protagonist, which prompts him to learn karate himself.
What I like about this particular example is that Daniel (the protagonist) was the shining example of a 1980’s victim. Small, light weight and essentially no fighting experience when the movie starts. And in true, inspirational 1980’s form, we see Danile train for almost the entire movie in order to fight for a few short rounds at a tournament, under controlled conditions, where he wins some of the battles by sheer luck. in fact, you can see the look of absent fear and doubt in his face as he fights in most bouts. It’s real. It’s viseral. As someone who’s been there, it’s relatable. The Next Karate Kid, which was considered one of the weakest entries in the franchise, was often commented about on how ridiculous is what for the protagonist to have traned for a week in a monastery and was suddenly able to defeat a larger, stronger opponent who had trained for longer. But even this example shows a touch or reality, considering if you listen to the actual story, she describes how she had some karate experience that she learned from her father just a few years prior, setting the foundation for everything that followed. This brings us to Cobra Kai…
Let me clear on one point. I LOVE Cobra Kai. When it first got released on YouTube Red and all I could watch were the first two episodes without subscribing, I was instantly hooked. Cobra Kai, in my opinion, is the perfect drama series. Touching on all the original cast and lending itself to the nostalgia associated to the generation that was there for the original film series and touching on some of the real world problems facing the younger generation, all while reinvigorating the world’s interest in the karate genre. When we look at Miguel, one of the lead actors in the series, we’re reminded of Daniel from the original films. Bullied and laughed at, physically assaulted until he starts training in karate to learn to defend himself. In fact, we see him practicing and training almost any time he isn’t in school, leading to his development, both physically and emotionally. And while that whole cafetira fight might be a bit on the farfetched side (even a seasoned martial artist wouldn’t walk away from that many opponents unscathed), it has a reasonably firm grip on the realities of physically developing oneself and training.
But let’s talk about Hawk from the Cobra Kai series. For those who have been living under a rock and haven’t seen Cobra Kai, be warned: there are spoilers ahead. Hawk is a self-named high schooler named Eli, who is yet another stereotypical demonstration of a “nerd” or “loser.” To be clear, I don’t endorse these terms, I’m using them in a generic sense to relay what the show is trying to portray. With essentially no physical constitution whatsoever and introverted personality that sees him barely speak a word in the beginning, things changed significantly for Hawk after attending one session in Cobra Kai’s dojo where he’s teased and belittled for his appearance and walks out. He then returns with fresh workout cloths and a mohawk haircut, taking the name “Hawk.” All of a sudden and contrary to any measurable logic, he’s “flipped the script” and is now extroverted, outspoken and within a few episodes is holding his own while fighting against opponents that just a short while before. Not particularly interesting.
We see the same thing happen with Dmitri, Hawk’s estranged friend, who walked in the same bullied circles and can barely walk straight, let alone make a closed fist. But then in a particular season finale, we see him not only fight but beat the living shit out of a number of other students. This is probably the most unrealistic thing portrayed about the martial arts that we tend to see on screen. And I say again, don’t get me wrong; I LOVE Cobra Kai and can’t wait to see the final season. I’m particular partial to Mary mouser, who plays Samantha Larusso as she is not only a Type-1 Diabetic but is alos an insulin pump user. If you’re very careful and know to look for it, you can occasionally spot the bump where tey accommodated her wardrobe to conceal it. But I’m just using them as a recent example of this phenomenon. There are plenty out there, in movies, shows and such. While everyone is so busy picking apart plot lines, background and continuities and technology, very few seemt o touch on the unrealistic aspects of martial arts training on the screen.
In my experience, which I also know to be a significant reality I’ve lived through, one can’t gain martial arts prowess through occasional or even light training. To develop the level of some of the skill shown on the screen in such a short period of time is significantly unrealistic. Through the years I’ve recognized that the students who only hit up the dojo once or twice a week and never take it upon themselves to train at home will very rarely develop. Karate is a commitment and a lifestyle, requiring a significant amount of time in training, both in and out of the dojo. This is the only way development and proficiency are achieved. But all of that being said, sometimes it’s important to remember that it’s just a show. Or a movie. Or a book. Or whatever. The key is to simply sit back and enjoy the ride. ☯️